Bartłomiej Błochowiak
From: Poland
Location: Szklary Dolne, PL
On Useme since 2 November 2025
About me
Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.
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CV / Résumé
Nov 2025 - Now
Elterco
• Built and delivered 9+ websites, including 2 fully functional e-commerce stores for clients. Handled end-to-end development — from layout implementation to responsive design, performance optimization, and deployment. Worked closely with clients.
Sep 2021 - Now
Content Creator from A to Z
NotHacks, ZipYT
• Grew ZipYT from 0 → 80K subs & 50M+ views by remixing MrBeast content into short-form chaos. • Developed NotHacks - a niche tech-meme brand around the Flipper Zero; hit 3M views & 3K followers in 6 months. • Execution from A to Z - one man army!
Sep 2021 - Now
Nothacks.com, Brainrottoy.com
• Founded an e-commerce startup, generating $10,000 monthly revenue within one month by overseeing marketing strategy