Bartłomiej Błochowiak
Kraj: Poland
Lokalizacja: Szklary Dolne, PL
Na Useme od 2 listopada 2025
O mnie
Social Media Manager turned Internet Chaos Alchemist. – 4 yearrs in this shithole.. Built audiences from zero to 100k+ and turned random ideas into 50M+ views in 180 days. I’m not just here to manage socials — I’m here to haunt feeds, make algorithms sweat, and turn sustainability into the next internet religion. My superpower? Turning carbon credits into punchlines, tree planting into memes, and education into entertainment. Chronically online, strategically unhinged, and fluent in viral.
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CV / Résumé
Lis 2025 - Teraz
Elterco
• Built and delivered 9+ websites, including 2 fully functional e-commerce stores for clients. Handled end-to-end development — from layout implementation to responsive design, performance optimization, and deployment. Worked closely with clients.
Wrz 2021 - Teraz
Content Creator from A to Z
NotHacks, ZipYT
• Grew ZipYT from 0 → 80K subs & 50M+ views by remixing MrBeast content into short-form chaos. • Developed NotHacks - a niche tech-meme brand around the Flipper Zero; hit 3M views & 3K followers in 6 months. • Execution from A to Z - one man army!
Wrz 2021 - Teraz
Nothacks.com, Brainrottoy.com
• Founded an e-commerce startup, generating $10,000 monthly revenue within one month by overseeing marketing strategy